This One's for You!

This one's for you, Bethesda (Wisconsin Ave) Subway workers:

If I wanted my sub toasted, I'd go to Quiznos! When I go to Subway, I want one thing - a nice and cool (or at least room temp) Italian BMT on white bread.

This one's for you, Bethesda drivers:

When I'm waiting for the car in front of you to pass so I can cross the street, I'm going to wait for you too. I've committed to waiting, so you don't need to stop, get all hot and bothered and wave me across. Just drive, I'll wait! I don't trust you crazy Marylanders anyway!

And finally, this one's for you, Mikey:

U.S.S. Google

-Kal