"Wii"-bbles Wobble...

...but they don't fall down!

This Just In: Kal breaks Scoop before TheMario!

According to this Reuters story via Yahoo! News, Nintendo's next console, codenamed "Revolution" is now known as the "Wii" (pronounced "we"). Personally, I thought the "Revolution" was a great name, and that "Wii" pretty well sucks.

Regardless of it's name, this writer will "Wii Wii Wii" all the way to the store for a "Wii" before he drops a dime on Sony's new POS3. Blu-Ray, indeed!

-Kal